How to Make a World War

How to Make a World War (Recipe Version - II):

Ingredients:

1 rotten, spoiled Treaty of Versailles

Several countries blended for no more than twenty years into a failed League of Nations

A handful of fascist leaders (Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Emperor Hirohito, and Benito Mussolini are recommended)

A loaf of Germany

A bowl of Britain

Two pounds of France

Ten teaspoons of Japan

A cup full of America

Two ounces of raw Russia

Instructions:

Start with Europe pre-shaped by WWI and an isolated America. Using the Treaty of Versailles, repeatedly pound the loaf of Germany until it is flattened. Then let a fascist leader rise to power (Adolf Hitler yields best results). Leave the League of Nations to muddle up its decisions and add a pinch of strife to keep it slowly simmering. Start to sprinkle powdered appeasements from France, Britain, and America onto the flattened Germany. The addition of the appeasement will allow Germany to expand into neighboring areas of Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Netherlands, Czech Republic, and Switzerland. Secretly stir Germany and Russia away from the other ingredients. Let Greedy Germany bubble over too far into poor Poland. Now add Britain, France, and a bit of America might, but reserve some for later. Add Japan and Italy, and the other fanatical fascist leaders. Blunder Germany rapidly into Russia. Now mix Russia in with Britain. Push Japan into Pearl Harbor. Beware, this combination will be surprising explosive. Now stir in the full force and commitment of America . Mix well. Use tanks, blitzkriegs, air force, and telephones for extra flavor and destruction. Bake at high heat for six years. Warning - This recipe will take all of your attention and supplies so do not attempt other recipes at the same time.

The recipe was first attempted in 1939 and over 60 million people died from eating World War II when it was completed in 1945.